![]() Some girls were devastated after today’s Chemistry class, know why? They learned that Iron Man is actually a Fe(Iron) – Male(Man). What would you call a person with technical affinity? Technetium There’s one smart element in the f-block and he is… Einsteinium We tell y’all folks, no matter how smart you are, you must never swank off, especially when the other party has no iota of interest in your turf. How did Oxygen and Potassium’s date go? O(Oxygen) K(Potassium).īoy: Hey girl, you made of Copper and Tellurium? Girl: What? Boy: ‘Cause you are Cu(Copper) Te(Tellurium).Ī poor Chemistry nerd’s proposal got rejected, guess why? Because he wrote Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium to a girl, which meant I Luv U. What would you say if you saw Nobelium and Silicon after a long time? Long time No(Nobelium) Si(Silicon)Įmma finally decided to dump her boyfriend, because… She couldn’t barium (bear him). There’s one good guy in the periodic table, know who? Samarium So, before we are saturated with our own ‘pun-tasti-city’ and start acting pre-phosphorous, we think it’s time we presented you with funny ‘periodic table puns’, but here comes a ca(u)tion – don’t blame us if you lose your electrons guffawing hard, hey and even if you lose, you’ll be positive. Whoa, we are on fire! And by now, you must have figured, we also dig some chemistry and it’s on the table, oh boy, we are so in our element. So before you are tempted to blow some of your noble gases (they aren’t noble from any angle and yes there’s a pun there) and make the entire atmosphere unstable, we thought we would make things light and positively affinitive (pun everywhere). Remembering all those elements in periodic tables banjaxes our precious little noggin’s configuration (pun, here). This article is our way of putting all puttering souls in their respective orbits. Post memes/jokes in /r/chemistrymemes and /r/chemistryjokes.James Bond prefers it stirred, not shaken, whereas Ionic bond prefers it taken, not shared. Any such posts will be deleted.Īsk education and jobs questions in the current weekly topic. ![]() If you're looking for a more concentrated, advanced discussion of chemistry topics among professionals and grad students, check out /r/Chempros.īefore asking "What chemical is this?" see this chart. Click here for the OSHA chemical data site and here for a multicompany MSDS aggregate search. If you spill/injure yourself contact medical professionals and read the MSDS, do not post to this reddit. Yes links to blogs, images, videos, comics, and infographics are okay especially if they are on your personal website. No physorg, sciencedaily, or other press release aggregator spam! ![]() ![]() If a caption or explanation is included this helps, but please use your discretion.īefore asking about chemical drawing/illustration programs, look at your school's IT/software website and see if they provide an institutional license of ChemDraw (hint: if they have a chemistry department, they will) Likewise, simple pictures of uninteresting and garden variety chemistry-related things are not appreciated. No memes, rage comics, image macros, reaction gifs, or other "zero-content" material. However, academic discussions on pharmaceutical chemistry and the science of explosives are permitted. Rules: Violating a rule will result in a ban.Īsk homework, exam, lab, and other undergraduate-level questions at ChemicalForums otherwise it will be deleted.ĭiscussions on illicit drug synthesis, bomb making, and other illegal activities are not allowed and will lead to a ban. ![]()
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